7 Seconds Of Internet: Drunk Girl Attempts To Shatter Evel Knievel World Record With Scooter Jump

Kmarko 8/1/2019 11:22 AM

Listen I love the internet and have no complaints about its current state – I spend my entire day on it, make my living off it, get all my news and entertainment off of it. But as a 10 year veteran of the blog game, every now and then a video takes me back to the early days, when things were more simple. Back before the minutes-long comedy clips, the original content, the longform satire. Back when you logged on during your poop break to watch 7 second long videos of drunk girls crashing their scooters into stairs and skidding 10 feet on their face.

For now, Evel is safe.